“for we are members of His body” (Ephesians 5:30).
Membership in Christ has its privileges. Among these privileges are,
A re-imagined spiritual life experience: “Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh” (Ezekial 36:26).
Sneak previews of things to come: “Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed– in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed” (1 Corinthians 15:51-52).
Tasting parties: “When Your words came, I ate them; they were my joy and my heart’s delight… taste and see that the Lord is good” (Jeremiah 15:16; Psalm 34:8).
Twenty-four hour customer service: “The angel of the LORD encamps around those who fear Him, and He delivers them” (Psalm 34:7).
A live-in life coach: “And I will ask the Father, and He will give you another Helper, that He may be with you forever” (John 14:16).
And a network of support wherever you go: “No matter what happens, I’m with you and no one is going to be able to hurt you. You have no idea how many people I have on my side in this city” (Acts 18:10).
Other features include: enhanced love, extra-strength joy, supernatural peace, and much, much more!
Membership is open to all who call upon the Lord and the benefits begin immediately. Call 1-800-YesJesus. Call today!
(For those who have joined, please feel free to add your review of your membership.)


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